The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
