I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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