Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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