something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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