:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I smell like Dick and happiness
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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