Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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