Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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