no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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