You really coming over, don't trick.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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