No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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