I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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