He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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