If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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