glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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