You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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