Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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