I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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