nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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