C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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