Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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