I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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