I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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