Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
