ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Are my feet made of real feet?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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