Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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