Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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