Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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