96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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