i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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