Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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