Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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