somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
We are two peas in an std pod
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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