oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Two words: blizzard sex
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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