He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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