You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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