it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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