so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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