We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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