i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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