so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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