You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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