I cockslap morals
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I think people are normalizing furries
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Randomize
