I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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