suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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