Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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