Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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