Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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