I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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