i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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