I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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