We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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