Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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