bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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